Winning Everything – the Olympic edition

Once every four years I miss owning a TV.

0-2 seconds GoddamBBC why the sticker bar whywhywhwhywhy @#%!!!!!!

3-6 seconds Googling Tom Daly shower minus bar.

7-10 seconds Wait, what? Oh well.

11-20 seconds laughing at the comments on this page. Top rated comment “I became gay for like 3 seconds. Alright, 4”. Second best comment: “My ovaries just exploded”.

Calm down ladies he’s 18 (and he’s already published a memoir).

Daley’s cute but Australia’s Magnificent Magnussen has him beat.

Hands down. Despite missing the record by 0.01 seconds.

Also (not that anyone’s even paying attention anymore) Dita von Tesse discussed her vintage collections. And said burlesque is just striptease, y’all. Done ye olde style. This is only entertaining to me in that it has high potential to giving self confessed indie chicks the crazy-irrits. It is nowhere near as entertaining as this though.

Also also: Cathe won the Patrones Giveaway and Carolyn won the Pattern Pyramid Giveaway. Send me your details ladies so I can send you your goodies. I will try to drag my eyeballs away from tasty, tasty Olympic goodness and set up this month’s giveaway sometime this week.

PS: Why is it that all the gay websites have the best hot Olympian shots? What are all the women’s sites wasting their internet real estate on? Seriously, Jezebel focus on the important topics now already! Hang on-here’s a lads of the Oz swim team article on Ms Naughty’s blog (which is not safe for work, not because of the lads but because she also covers pr0n for ladies).

Oh and before I forget: the Prada fall collection is heavily Steam Punk afflicted. Make of that what you will.

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16 thoughts on “Winning Everything – the Olympic edition

  1. Gorgeous post! James is from my town. He’s got a reputation in town for lovely manners, turning up at his old swim club and hanging out with the kids etc. not the evil dude the media makes him out to be.
    I was up at 4.30 in the freezing cold to cheer him on. Makes me laugh that people say ‘he only won silver’ holy crap I would be happy to be making cups of tea at the Olympics!
    The new Simplicity release has lots of steam punk – are they all inspired by Circus Oz’s latest show???

    • Yea the media take everything out of context. Lucky I’m just there for the pictures XD I think Steam Punk is just now coming out into the mainstream so it seems to be everywhere.. I remember a photographer doing SP erotica shots over a year ago and everyone going, “Great, but what are the gears for? I don’t understand!” XD

  2. Hmm…I think at this point if I take a strong influence in water polo the husband might sense something is up! I’d better record in stealth mode in the sewing room!

  3. Wow! I’ve never had the slightest interest in water polo before now…… Haha! Thanks for the viewing entertainment. ;-)

  4. Holy Moly!! I knew the Olympics were good for something :D
    18, and a memoir… really?? laugh
    thank you so much for the pyramid; and sure I’m def up for it!, I’ve sent you an email…

  5. The swim team that train at the aquatic centre also train in their swim team gym still wearing their swimming gear. It’s located opposite the room where we train on the machines so both rooms look onto each other. You get used to it:)

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