Handmade Jeans, F*ck Yea!

These aren’t dangerously low i.e. not the kind where you need to get a Brazilian (wax, not supermodel) just to put them on, but they do tend to back-slide during impromptu squats. Although the latter may be an unintended side effect of my having measured myself and traced the pattern during a high water-retention period. Next time, I’ll remember to cut a size down (and adjust the white-balance before taking photos – my walls are not pink. And neither am I).

I made these out of an old pair of jeans Carl was throwing out (super worn in, they feel awesomely soft). I cut and unpicked the inner and outer leg seams (respectively) and cut off the waistband and unpicked the pockets, both of which I reused. I used an old (4 years old and they’re only just starting to disintegrate) pair of RTW Guess jeans (made in Turkey, what what) to figure out the order and direction for seam stitching and top-stitching. All seams are turned in on the inside and top-stitched on the outside. Rivets from the original waistband, hammer-on jean buttons from these guys here (if you’re going for these, pick up the insertion tool as well). The button quality is nice (although if you f*ck up the hammer-in insertion, just get a heavy wire cutter and cut through the button – speaking from personal experience here, haha).

Jeans Pattern: Knipmode February 2006, Jeans pattern 12.

Check out these wholesome mammals. The guy looks like he’s escaped from an abstinence advert (from the early 20th century)*.

 Resisting the hawt chicks since 1921 thanks to Abstinence (individual results may vary, consult your doctor if side-effects occur).

 Abstinence™? Oh.. ok , I just assumed you were gay.

I am. I’m only abstinent™ with respect to the ladies. So much respect…

Fabric: Non-stretch denim harvested from an old pair of men’s jeans, ‘semi-dyed’ by salt-washing it with brand new denim fabric.

Modifications: I topstitched 3 bar-tacks over two rips in the back (where I cut the belt carriers off the original jeans-I unpicked the others after realising they were topstitched on and not flat-locked).

I added three small darts to the outside of the waistband after sewing it in, to prevent gaping/ inadvertent slot exposure. I then sewed the darts down and concealed them by sewing belt carriers over the top of them. And now I feel like a genius. A genius with a well-concealed slot.

Top Pattern: Patrones Joven 285, Bluson 1 (prepared earlier).

Fabric: DKNY knit.

Modifications: Dart placement rotation and addition of a waistband.

*An excellent movie. I laughed, I cried, my faith in humanity was restored. Then crushed. Then re-restored. With moral fibre.

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54 thoughts on “Handmade Jeans, F*ck Yea!

  1. Wow, this whole outfit is really impressive! I can’t believe you made jeans! They look awesome and the fit is great and that is such a cool top I love the collar.

  2. Ah ha! Hilarious! The jeans look amazing – I love the idea of making a pair of jeans from some men’s super worn in ones – brilliant.

  3. Where do I even start to say how awesome this project is. I simply have no idea.
    Let’s just say that I am far less talented as you, but it’s stuff like this that makes me want to continue trying to hope to achieve greatness, as you so effortlessly seem to do.
    I am super impressed!

  4. Whaaaaaaaaat? These look amazing! When I saw the first photo, I wondered where you found such amazing denim, but it’s such a great idea to refashion men’s jeans! Great outfit!!

    • Thanks. You should go for it. Any trousers/ pants pattern that fits will work for denim as well. Just get denim/ heavy sharps needles and don’t push/ pull the fabric when the needle is down.

  5. Nice jeans, pre-worn-in denim is so soft, it’s the best! Hey but I LOVE your top too, 285, that’s an old issue, I think that is 2 issues before I started my subscription, bugger, was hoping to expect it in my letter box soon! ;) Great outfit xx

  6. Oh, they look fabulous! And I bet they are comfy. I love the feel of worn in denim. That photo really does look like a publicity shot from some super wholesome sitcom.

    • Thanks, he does look like a Bif doesn’t he? Reminds me of a guy at Uni that is just the most confused-looking beefcake ever. So hot, but his default expression is confused (even outside of lectures and practs..)XD

  7. Nicely done, lady! I like the way you have repurposed something already broken in (comfort level = high) but have given it your own twist!

  8. Love the detail on the pockets. It also really really really want to make that top – love it so much. Must get to eBay to see if I can find that pattern (which issue of Patroness did you find it in?)

    • Patrones 285, bluson 1. It’s listed and pictured at the bottom of the review-same as always.

    • Thanks! It was greyish (faded) and I washed it with brand new indigo fabric – that’s what’s given it that blue-grey colour.. which is more obvious in real life with-you know, with white balance autocorrect XD

  9. Wow- jeans are a major project by itself and you unpicked an old pair and refashsioned a new pair from it? Kudos to you on this engineering feat! You have given me some inspiration to rip out some of my UFOs and get it done!

    • Thanks! The expression..sigh.. summer *ugh* is here. As attested by the palm-sized centipede in the bathtub that I sent on its way not five minutes before. It’s in anticipation of all the toxic critters that’ll be looking for some place to retire to (i.e. human dwellings) when it gets even hotter outside. X(

  10. Holy crap, these are AMAZING!!! The fit is awesome, I adore the button fly and tiny front pockets, and that back pocket detail makes your rear look smashing! TMI? LOL

    I wanna make jeans now! ^__^

    • It’s easy enough to force by calculating stretch percentage vs. shrink percentage but that’s a subject for another post.. Maybe that should be my first Python program XD

  11. I love the jeans, good work! RTW-grade denim terrifies me, although I love hammers so I’ll cave in sooner or later. I would also need a boyfriend with trousers big enough to allow for something of my size to be harvested. Tough call on all fronts there :D

    I saw The Road To Wellville with my sister at the pictures, when it was released. We were amused and weirded out in equal measure. I didn’t think about it any more until I got a job at a certain food manufacturer, where I am still a very happy employee (no enemas yet).

  12. Firstly, thanks…you always give me a chuckle.

    Now, re the above jeans and top: I could be totally sick with envy that:

    1. You have actually made them, and they are sooo stylish

    2. You look that blooming darned good in them as well

    But I have decided to be happy for you instead, and to use you as a sort of gorgeous motivational/inspirational tool. I hope you don’t mind, hehe!

  13. I love this outfit! I am so jealous you have this Patrones magazine. The outfit featured in the picture also looks very cute!

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